If you live off campus, you must be reading this and screaming, "LOYOLA GYM?!?!? Why wasn't I invited!" Off-campus residents are not granted access to the elitist exercise club, popularly referred to as the sweaty speakeasy. Therefore, we must ask the administration what their reasoning is behind this prejudiced decision. I encourage writers to submit articles to The Crusader to gain equal access for all students, regardless of their race, gender or residence location.