Hypothesis: If you try to slurp down just the whipped cream, the contents below it will shoot down your throat causing you to expel the scalding liquid onto the science building atrium's floor.
Results: Tongue and thumb are burnt.
Conclusion: I tried it. Don't let the seductive Swiss Miss package lure you in with its mountainous landscape.
Alternate recommendation: Whatever they're selling that has bacon in it, because the whole building wreaks of delicious pig fat and I want some.