27.1.11
Snow doesn't slow things down at the Loyola gym
If you live off campus, you must be reading this and screaming, "LOYOLA GYM?!?!? Why wasn't I invited!" Off-campus residents are not granted access to the elitist exercise club, popularly referred to as the sweaty speakeasy. Therefore, we must ask the administration what their reasoning is behind this prejudiced decision. I encourage writers to submit articles to The Crusader to gain equal access for all students, regardless of their race, gender or residence location.
25.1.11
Snow day? It's not just wishful thinking. It's a probability.
The units of the compound release "Preparing for Climate Change: Responsible Snow Day Planning".
1. Lock down a keg from Big Bob.
2. Conduct the Triple S warm-up (preemptive shovel/ sled/ snow angel stretch).
3. Arm all building exits with sand and salt reinforcements.
4. Spray boots with water repellant protector.
5. Secure at least two seasons of the O.C. (preferably 1 and 2).
6. Pool magazines, nail polishes and 100 calorie packs in each house as bartering material.
7. Research blogs, newspapers, barstool, and entertaining political articles by or about Paul Giorgio.
8. Connect to Twitter and follow all of the Kardashians (including Mason) and the Worcester Sharks.
9.Print out E-res articles due Thursday.
10. Prepare a toast to Father McFarland.
Holy Cross's photo blog, which, as Ja'mie would say is "so totally random," is decent as well.
1. Lock down a keg from Big Bob.
2. Conduct the Triple S warm-up (preemptive shovel/ sled/ snow angel stretch).
3. Arm all building exits with sand and salt reinforcements.
4. Spray boots with water repellant protector.
5. Secure at least two seasons of the O.C. (preferably 1 and 2).
6. Pool magazines, nail polishes and 100 calorie packs in each house as bartering material.
7. Research blogs, newspapers, barstool, and entertaining political articles by or about Paul Giorgio.
8. Connect to Twitter and follow all of the Kardashians (including Mason) and the Worcester Sharks.
9.
10. Prepare a toast to Father McFarland.
Holy Cross's photo blog, which, as Ja'mie would say is "so totally random," is decent as well.
24.1.11
16.1.11
Project Blue Book rocked hard
PBB's first Hard Rock Cafe performance in Boston this Saturday was well received by the masses. Indulge in some of their magical hits here on myspace. Then go watch football. Happy Sunday.
15.1.11
Secret readers
For Christmas, I wanted to send all my blog stalkers a an exclusive Essence of Annie t-shirt, but I can't blow their covers. So this one's for you, Lee Germino!
13.1.11
Why do parents abandon their kids for Florida?
To flee blizzards in Massachusetts.

Not to worry, padres. I shoveled the pathway to Partyland, so that my guests won't be at such great liable risk.
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